If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty”.
This just made me so happy.
The entire thing never happened. When Walter was busy working at Bogdan’s car wash, he collapsed on the floor and fell into a coma. We later find out that because of this, those around him were immensely impacted. Hank lives all the way out in Washington D.C., as he never entered his downward spiral thanks to Tuco. Skyler, having gone back to work full time to support the family, has picked up smoking, and as such Holly turns out horrifically deformed. Walt Jr., lacking both his father and uncle as male role models, begins to roll with the wrong crowd. He ends up becoming a master meth chef named Heisenberg and with the help of one of Walt’s former students, who was inspired by Mr. White’s story, build a vast empire of blue meth, using IHOP as their distribution mechanism.
The final shot of the show is us panning down onto a comatose Walter, who is dreaming of the days that might have been.
Breaking Bad End Theory: Walt kills everyone. The final shot is everyone meeting in a church without Walt. Doors open and they leave into a room of light. Turns out at the beginning of the show, everyone was in a horrific plane crash on their way to LA from Australia.. They all died. The entire show was Purgatory. Walt was Death.
So I have a Forever Lazy now. This thing is like the Surface of comfort. It’s not a blanket, it’s not pajamas. It’s something new. No compromise. Comfort Reimagined.
I’d just like to interject for moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!